Priceless!
Inspired by a true life story (allegedly):
Posess (allegedly) a firearm as a felon: $9,750.
Kidnap (allegedly) Peaches, the chick who ripped off (allegedly) your buddy: $130,000.
Steal a pickup truck (allegedly) when the police arrive, then (allegedly) elude the police via a trip to Wal-Mart: $10,000.
Have your girl declare her affection in sidewalk chalk so you can see it from your jail cell:
Priceless.
Some things money can't bail. For everything else, see your local bail bondsman.
Darrin:
Ms. Peaches:
Courtesy Polk County "Inmates on the Web."
Posess (allegedly) a firearm as a felon: $9,750.
Kidnap (allegedly) Peaches, the chick who ripped off (allegedly) your buddy: $130,000.
Steal a pickup truck (allegedly) when the police arrive, then (allegedly) elude the police via a trip to Wal-Mart: $10,000.
Have your girl declare her affection in sidewalk chalk so you can see it from your jail cell:
Priceless.
Some things money can't bail. For everything else, see your local bail bondsman.
Darrin:
Ms. Peaches:
Courtesy Polk County "Inmates on the Web."
posted by Joe at 8:46 PM
2 Comments:
That link makes for depressing reading. Do you visit it often??
Too often. My window at work looks right out at the jail. It does make me thankful for what I have, and for not being there.
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