Dream report: Dunder Mifflin Accounting

 I awoke this morning from a dream where I had been hired by Dunder Mifflin CPAs. Slogan: "Losses are always tragic, but that's where carryforwards come from."

Yes, that Dunder Mifflin, but CPAs. 

Somehow, I had a side hustle of writing a New York Times column. Which makes perfect sense.